The Arizona Sentinel

August 19, 2009

New Taxes that may be coming our way?

Filed under: My Posts — thearizonasentinel @ 6:43 pm
September is just around the corner, and its this time of year that , I start to study the tax code trying to determine what I need to do to save as many tax dollars as possible.  Some interesting ideas are being tossed around out there in the Tax Cheat Geitner world.  Here are just a few samples of possible tax issues we should keep in mind,. Nothing is out of bounds with this so called administration.
First, lets look at the possible FAT TAX.  Ideas that are being bounced around are,.
           Requiring a noterized statement of currnet age,height,and weight of all taxpayers beginning on the 2009 1040 , long or short form.  The Federal Government, is creating  another Employe Creating Stimulus agency to monitor every Taxpayers recommended weight.  The idea is that when you send in your quarterly taxes in 2010,” For those of you poor souls that still send in quarterly taxes” .  If you are considered to be overweight you will recieve a FAT TAX Notice from the IRS , to be paid with the next quarterly tax return. If you are like millions of Americans, that dont fool with quarterly tax returns, you will receive a Year End statement to be notarized and submitted with your year end weight and height. A progressive tax schedule will be in the instructions to help you determine your 09 Fat Tax Bill.  To be paid by April 15 2010.  In addition they will be monitoring all of your children , thru the government,unionized run so called public school system,.. Each child will under go a height to weight test,.. Any child considered to be overweight , an additional tax will be added to your End of Years Fat Tax Bill. That tax will also be determined by a Progressive Fat Tax Schedule. And will be adjusted for Fat Food , served by the Union ,Government School Lunch Program.
For those of you that are wondering where this idea came from it was the Blair Holt , Gun Owners Tax , the Bill number is SB2099. Which is currently laying in waiting for some bill to attach to in the middle of the night,. The Socialist Democrats do their best work in the middle of the night.
The next additional tax that we should be preparing for,. Especially for those of you that got sucked into the Cash for Clunker program. Beware,. the rumor is that Government Motors, has installed special GPS equipment in the new taxpayer subsidized Autos. 
The legislation suggests that , the government will require you to file a trip plan, before you will be able to start the car. Then you will be charged a mileage fee, to your destination and back to the point of departure. In addition if you fail to take the shortest route, you will be charged a fee or tax for wasting finite resources. The percentage has yet to be determined.  These fees have no affect on the highway fuel taxes you pay when you purchase fuel.  These fees or taxes will be assessed by a tax bill that will be sent quarterly and to be paid quarterly. They are planning on depositing these funds in a Travel Trust Fund, and those dollars will be used to cool the planet. Just how they are going to do that is still being discussed,..  Barny Franks committee is working on it.  
The IRS is also looking to place a FAT TAX on all items you purchase at the Grocery store,Dollar Store, or Convience Store. The rate is to be 8%. Foods considered to be catogorized under FAT FOODs will be determined by a new FAT FOOD agency funded by the recent Jobs Stimulus money printed up by the Treasury and made available to one of the CZARS.   Those revenue dollars are according to the WH  to be put into a FAT FOOD TRUST FUND.  To be used to treat, Americans between the ages of 15 thru 59.  Before 15 and after 59 Americans have no value so there is no reason , according to the administration to waste any FAT FOOD TAX money on them for health care. It is considered by the FAT FOOD CZAR that prior to 15 you probably arent going anywhere, and after 59 youve been there so what the hell.  
Now the kicker here is , that none of this applies to any member of a Union or a Federal Government Employee. It also does not apply to illegal aliens.   Those folks will have a special exempt ID Card. That can be obtained by a Bubble Gum Vending machine located at all Union Halls, or Government Office Buildings. 
Here’s the real deal folks ,. If we dont shut down this brain dead administration,. They will flat out destroy America,.. The Education system in this country has created millions of jello heads. And unfortunatley while the rest of us were out there, creating the jobs, paying the taxes, many of these unemployables were running for elected office. And since we have been to busy working to pay attention to the character of these folks, electing them because they have some kind of degree, like a law degree, well we have gotten the short end of the stick.  Its time to change that,. First we must start with no more lawyers, period,. And if they have a degree in anything other than creating a Small Business,, They are unqualified, period. 
If you think for a minute that the above, possible taxes are absurd, just keep electing these two wings “parties ” of the same bird.  The current democratic party is in shambles,and coming apart at the seams,. They realize they didnt elect the man they thought they did,.. Im talking about voters.  There is no doubt that the Republicans have a shot in 2010,. But trust me they will be no different. Both sides have been bought and paid for.
So now its time for the Conservative Libertarian Americans to step find some Small Business Candidates and put them in office. 
Its Now Or Never!!! 

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