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August 19, 2009

New Taxes that may be coming our way?

Filed under: My Posts — thearizonasentinel @ 6:43 pm
September is just around the corner, and its this time of year that , I start to study the tax code trying to determine what I need to do to save as many tax dollars as possible.  Some interesting ideas are being tossed around out there in the Tax Cheat Geitner world.  Here are just a few samples of possible tax issues we should keep in mind,. Nothing is out of bounds with this so called administration.
 
First, lets look at the possible FAT TAX.  Ideas that are being bounced around are,.
           Requiring a noterized statement of currnet age,height,and weight of all taxpayers beginning on the 2009 1040 , long or short form.  The Federal Government, is creating  another Employe Creating Stimulus agency to monitor every Taxpayers recommended weight.  The idea is that when you send in your quarterly taxes in 2010,” For those of you poor souls that still send in quarterly taxes” .  If you are considered to be overweight you will recieve a FAT TAX Notice from the IRS , to be paid with the next quarterly tax return. If you are like millions of Americans, that dont fool with quarterly tax returns, you will receive a Year End statement to be notarized and submitted with your year end weight and height. A progressive tax schedule will be in the instructions to help you determine your 09 Fat Tax Bill.  To be paid by April 15 2010.  In addition they will be monitoring all of your children , thru the government,unionized run so called public school system,.. Each child will under go a height to weight test,.. Any child considered to be overweight , an additional tax will be added to your End of Years Fat Tax Bill. That tax will also be determined by a Progressive Fat Tax Schedule. And will be adjusted for Fat Food , served by the Union ,Government School Lunch Program.
 
For those of you that are wondering where this idea came from it was the Blair Holt , Gun Owners Tax , the Bill number is SB2099. Which is currently laying in waiting for some bill to attach to in the middle of the night,. The Socialist Democrats do their best work in the middle of the night.
 
The next additional tax that we should be preparing for,. Especially for those of you that got sucked into the Cash for Clunker program. Beware,. the rumor is that Government Motors, has installed special GPS equipment in the new taxpayer subsidized Autos. 
The legislation suggests that , the government will require you to file a trip plan, before you will be able to start the car. Then you will be charged a mileage fee, to your destination and back to the point of departure. In addition if you fail to take the shortest route, you will be charged a fee or tax for wasting finite resources. The percentage has yet to be determined.  These fees have no affect on the highway fuel taxes you pay when you purchase fuel.  These fees or taxes will be assessed by a tax bill that will be sent quarterly and to be paid quarterly. They are planning on depositing these funds in a Travel Trust Fund, and those dollars will be used to cool the planet. Just how they are going to do that is still being discussed,..  Barny Franks committee is working on it.  
 
The IRS is also looking to place a FAT TAX on all items you purchase at the Grocery store,Dollar Store, or Convience Store. The rate is to be 8%. Foods considered to be catogorized under FAT FOODs will be determined by a new FAT FOOD agency funded by the recent Jobs Stimulus money printed up by the Treasury and made available to one of the CZARS.   Those revenue dollars are according to the WH  to be put into a FAT FOOD TRUST FUND.  To be used to treat, Americans between the ages of 15 thru 59.  Before 15 and after 59 Americans have no value so there is no reason , according to the administration to waste any FAT FOOD TAX money on them for health care. It is considered by the FAT FOOD CZAR that prior to 15 you probably arent going anywhere, and after 59 youve been there so what the hell.  
 
Now the kicker here is , that none of this applies to any member of a Union or a Federal Government Employee. It also does not apply to illegal aliens.   Those folks will have a special exempt ID Card. That can be obtained by a Bubble Gum Vending machine located at all Union Halls, or Government Office Buildings. 
 
Here’s the real deal folks ,. If we dont shut down this brain dead administration,. They will flat out destroy America,.. The Education system in this country has created millions of jello heads. And unfortunatley while the rest of us were out there, creating the jobs, paying the taxes, many of these unemployables were running for elected office. And since we have been to busy working to pay attention to the character of these folks, electing them because they have some kind of degree, like a law degree, well we have gotten the short end of the stick.  Its time to change that,. First we must start with no more lawyers, period,. And if they have a degree in anything other than creating a Small Business,, They are unqualified, period. 
 
If you think for a minute that the above, possible taxes are absurd, just keep electing these two wings “parties ” of the same bird.  The current democratic party is in shambles,and coming apart at the seams,. They realize they didnt elect the man they thought they did,.. Im talking about voters.  There is no doubt that the Republicans have a shot in 2010,. But trust me they will be no different. Both sides have been bought and paid for.
So now its time for the Conservative Libertarian Americans to step find some Small Business Candidates and put them in office. 
 
Its Now Or Never!!! 
  
 
 

Mayor Declares Martial Law?

Filed under: My Posts — thearizonasentinel @ 2:12 am
Today in a surprise move, the Mayor of Washington DC declared martial law. This news has blown the minds of Americans all over the country.  For years American citizens have been expecting martial law, But it never occurred to them that it would happen in the nations capital.  The question now is how did this happen?
 
Well, it turns out that every supplier of goods and services, All small business’s, have stopped supplying goods and services anywhere inside the belt way. For a number of reasons. First there was the obamacare health reform act, that the democrats ran thru using the reconciliation trick, Requiring the small business, to pay for health care insurance or pay 8 % fine.  Then there was the additional taxes, levied on all S Corps, And people making less than 250K, whoops how did that one get by the White House. Plus the addition cost of the tax and crap legislation that was also passed with the reconciliation trick.  All of these cost put all these small business’s that supplied the District of Columbia to simply go out of business.  The result is that there is no food, gasoline,fuel,bottled water,(you cant drink tap water in the district of Columbia), aviation fuel, even the utilities have shut down, due to the lack of goods and services, even the bath houses that cater to some of the Congressman have had to shut down, bottom line if is was owned or operated by a small business it is closed.  
 
Fortunately however, the states are fine. Because they recognized that the federal governments tyranny was getting out of hand. So for the last many months they have been withholding tax revenues from the federal government so they have the resources to keep these small business’s running while they undo the costs of doing business levied by the federal government. 
Instantly the states removed the 43cents per gallon federal highway taxes, They cut all federal taxes on liquor and tobacco, soda pop, and orange juice.
 
While all this good news is going on in the states, In the District of Columbia, the crime rate has quadrupled, The murder rate in DC itself has gone up 500%. Because only the criminals have guns, They at will go to anyone’s house and shoot their way into their homes, looking for food.  The District of Columbia is in total chaos.
The president, and family, have moved to Air Force One, trying to get a tanker out of the Azores to bring in some fuel.  The House and Senate have left their offices and are trying to thumb a ride back to they’re districts, The last time anyone heard from the Vice president, he was headed for the Amtrak Station, not sure why, the trains arnt running.  Air travel has ceased in to National,Dulles, and Baltimore International, There is no fuel.  Congressmen that own aircraft that had their aircraft fueled when they landed where able to get out before martial law was declared.  The air traffic controllers have left their posts, because there is no electricity and the generators are out of diesel.
 
 All the hospitals are closed and the patients are screaming for Nancy, Harry, Rahm, Ezekeil to save them. Screaming at the top of their lungs, “You Promised”
 
In an emergency meeting of all Governors, they concluded that with in a few months they will all be able to once again balance their budgets due to the federal mandates that they will no longer be paying for. Like subsidizing, AKORN,LaRaza, Planned Parenthood, no child left behind, head start, Social Security payments, Medicare, Medicaid and all those Community organizing groups that no one has ever heard of.
 
One governor spoke up and said you know what, health care for our citizens will dramatically drop.  People will once again be able to afford insurance or simply pay cash for care.
 
Another Governor, spoke up and said finally our teachers will be making more money because they wont have to shelling out to the teachers union anymore.
 
Another Governor spoke up and said that he just heard on Fox, that Washington, DC was on fire.  Apparently it started on K Street, the word  is some lobbyist accidently started his cash drawer on fire.  There are no fire trucks because there is no water or fuel. He said I was channel surfing, the only news that is available is coming from Fox News, and Major Garrett.  He said that CNN,NBC,CBS,and NPR, had pulled the plug and were nowhere to be found.
 
Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck have retired
 
Oh, my, I just woke up, wow what a dream that was.
 
Or was it??  I cant wait till tonight maybe I can pick up where I left off. 
 
 Forecast: Sometime before the 2010 elections the dead fish will be flushed down the Potomac.
 
The reality is , the obama administration is just about over.  It is literally falling apart.  The empty suit, has revealed itself.
 
 
 


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